WHO ARE YOU CALLING CHICKEN...

So I was just laying in my bed...thinking...about thoughts...normal thoughts...normally thinking about normal thoughts...and then I wondered, since when did we start calling gutless and fearful people chicken? Why? Why is it that when you tell your friends you won't jump off the 2nd floor of your school building they all call you chicken? Who on earth a long time ago decided that a chicken would be the chosen animal to represent all that is scared and doubtful in this world? Who? Who? Who? Who? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Poor chickens! Why pick on the chickens? What did they ever do to us? Contrary to popular belief, chickens are actually pretty amazing creatures. As self appointed President of the newly formed CLM ( Chicken Liberal Movement ), my first responsibility would be to educate the young minds of today's generation and prove once and for all...that chickens...are actually pretty brave and bold creatures.


Facts you didn't know about chickens (and why YOU ARE NOT COOL ENOUGH ) :

• A mother hen turns her egg approximately 50 times in a day. This is to avoid the yolk sticking to the shell. ( A chicken is smart enough to know that....and you don't. YOU ARE NOT COOL ENOUGH. )
• A chicken is 75% water. ( Chickens are so smart in fact, that they drink lots of water so they don't fall sick. They only get the flu...and when they spread it to humans, humans die. You can't do that. YOU ARE NOT COOL ENOUGH. )
• Hens will produce larger eggs as they grow older. ( Do you produce larger eggs as you grow older? No you don't. YOU ARE NOT COOL ENOUGH )
• On average a hen lays 300 eggs a year. ( Movie producers thought this fact was so cool they decided to make the movie ' 300 '. Has any movie been made about you that includes war and half naked men wearing capes with glistening rock hard abs? No there hasn't. YOU ARE NOT COOL ENOUGH. )
• The closest living relative of the T-Rex is the chicken, after recent analysis of the T-Rex collagen makeup revealed that it is almost identical to that of the modern chicken. ( The initials for T-Rex is TR. My name is Tat Ren, my initials are TR. I am related to the T-Rex. You are not. YOU ARE NOT COOL ENOUGH. )
• Kentucky Fried Chicken tastes awesome. ( Are you Kentucky fried? YOU ARE NOT COOL ENOUGH. )

As you can see, chickens are cooler than you. So, the next time a bunch of morons you call friends dare you to do something similar to the acts performed in the following video....;

....you can use the following example to reply them and show that you are in fact the only one with a brain :

Moron 1 : " Eh eh Eh try la try la!!! Just try and jump out of the car la!!! Don't be chicken la!!! We moving at 80 km/h onlyyy!!! "

Moron 2 : " Eh eh Eh try la try la!!! Cmonnn!!! Don't be chicken laaa!!! "

You : " Did you just call me a chicken? How dare you...how dare you associate my ability to judge the situation and rationalize a well informed decision on my very own wellbeing, with an animal that you think accurately represents my refusal to cooperate with what should be deemed as ignorance and lack of judgment on your part to consider the consequences of performing such an act, all the while being oblivious to the fact that the basis of your use of the chicken as such a reference is largely due to your lack of information and propagation of today's media. I blame you for the erosion of society's fundamental values in the current day. I blame you. So go play with yourself..."