This is what 12-contact-hours-a-week-studying-commerce allows me to do, well 12 contact hours on paper that is. Minus the 2 hours of Information Systems lecture I love so much that I don't even leave the apartment 'cause I'm thinking about it so much, and the X amount of hours of not being able to wake up on time for the early 11 AM classes, I'm eventually left with...well...enough time to think of and do something like this. Anyway, this is what came up:
OH! *gasp* *squeals like a fat kid when he sees cheesecake*...naturally, I clicked on one of the links, and...
...as it turns out, according to the largest oil refinery in Slovakia, a company named " Slovnaft ", the plastic " TATREN TPO 12 76 " is a trademarked and controlled rheology extra high impact resistance thermoplastic polyolefine with exceptional impact properties even at low temperatures. The minute I saw it...I knew...TIME TRAVEL IS POSSIBLE!!!
*squeals like a girl would if she'd won tickets to see Christiano Ronaldo bathing*
Why, you ask? WELL DUH!!! It's so obvious!!! You guys should know that I have always had the ambition to work in some awesome oil refinery in Slovakia and name some concoction of plastic after myself and give it a definition of which half the words didn't exist a century ago and then travel back in time to officially name it and put it on the website so that the 18 year old me would know that time travel is possible!!! LIKE DUH!!!
Ok, you guys may have your doubts, but after wondering about why FUTURE ME would add the " TPO 12 76" in front, I can prove that this really came from FUTURE ME. " TPO 12 76" contains a hidden message that FUTURE ME knows only 18 year old me would be able to decipher, because...well...only our brains can handle this amount and degree of eentellekt. What I am about to explain in the following will prove to all of you that this really was from the FUTURE ME...........
T P O
- There are 3 letters in " TPO ".
- 3 letters = 3 meanings
- Time travel POssible
- Tell PeOple
- Time travel Pasti Orite!
1 2 7 6
- 1 + 2 + 7 + 6 = 16
- 1 + 6 = 7
- 7 = 007
- 007 = James Bond
- James Bond = A movie
- I WATCH MOVIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!
As you can see, this is clearly from the future. I know its hard to comprehend but somehow it happened. I didn't ask for it to happen, I did not want it to happen, but it did happen. Just like how Spiderman got his powers. And with great power, comes great responsibility, as said by his uncle. And I, like that uncle, need to tell all you readers out there who now know time travel has arrived, to handle this knowledge with responsibility. Otherwise, FUTURE ME would be in a lot of trouble. And if that happens, FUTURE ME would make sure all the FUTURE YOUS would come back and scold you.
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